it's just trash

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
offonaherosjourney
offonaherosjourney

In retrospect, the funniest bit about the Barbie movie has to be that what kickstarted the whole plot was that a human was "playing wrong" with a Barbie. My Barbies were at war with the Playmobils until both sides discovered that the conflict had been secretly instigated by a bunch of dinosaurs that wanted to distract them so they could eat them. I play acted an Emmy-worthy soap opera that went on for months about shapeshifting Barbies from another dimension that featured every trope of a book I didn't even know existed. At some point I came up with a story where my Barbies realized they were toys and became aware of my presence so they secretly plotted ways to defeat me. If a human giving Barbie cellulitis did that to Barbieland, I don't want to know what my Barbieland looks like

the most normal i used to play with my barbie is when I make barbie married to wolverine and wolverine is a stay at home husband and barbie is a spy who battle with power ranger robot
belowaveragebro
belowaveragebro

I do enjoy the barbinheimer joke but, I really do hope for the people that choose to watch Oppenheimer to consider that this is not just entertainment. It is a painful haunting history with the lack of foresight for the future and of peoples lives. It is a display of arrogance and lack of thought and empathy and the dangers of too much power. It is unfortunately the real world that waits outside of the theaters. It is terrifiying and we are still apart of that story and we must choose to value life over power.

cheekyposelenets
chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

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chongoblog

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sorry!

c0rpseductor

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

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all in a days work! *passes out*

catgirl-bimbo

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

catgirlvoid

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

kipplekipple

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Fire

jo3mm

dude my house

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tahthetrickster

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piedude

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap